Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Going Once, Going Twice

The people you may find at a storage unit auction:
One ensemble included a fanny pack, leather coat (2 sizes too small), sunglasses, beanie, sweat pants and dress shoes
A David Crosby lookalike (with a massive camouflage flashlight - and he knew how to use it)
Strange woman with a Luis Vuitton coat on, Versace sunglasses, matching Polo beanie/scarf, listening to he ipod the majority of the time
Man who enjoys stopping on random street corners to sell the contents of his car until he gets kicked out by someone
Man with very long receding hair line mullet, only a handful of teeth, but you can tell he thinks he is LL Cool J
Genuine auctioneer - fast talk & everything

Things you may find in storage units that are being auctioned off:
Rain gutters
Broken TV's
More junk
Washing machine parts
Very odd & ugly contemporary artwork
Beat up couches
Still, more junk

Happy date day, Bryan, we bought nothing (thank goodness for that), but laughed a lot.
I love our little adventures!


Carrie Medford said...

Sounds entertaining! What a fun place to go people-watching. And, your girls don't look like they have mullets at all. Lauren's curls are so adorable!

Jennie-O said...

that's hilarious! You guys should have borrowed jess and greg's Halloween outfits and you would have fit right in with the crowd! :)

Lindsay said...

Haha! Didn't even know this was a thing. Sounds like we're missing out on some wild people watching! Why did he even have a flashlight? HAHAHA!